tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71225492024-03-07T21:18:17.508-05:00BlogslotThe blog companion to The Slot: A Spot for Copy EditorsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger368125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-61472795435130803542017-03-29T17:12:00.000-04:002017-03-29T17:13:42.813-04:00Bill Walsh, 1961-2017<br />
Bill Walsh, a Washington Post copy editor who wrote three irreverent books about his craft, noting evolutions and devolutions of language, the indispensability of hyphens and his hostility toward semicolons, and distinctions - for the sake of clarity - between Playboy Playmates and Playboy Bunnies, died March 15 at a hospice center in Arlington, Va. He was 55.<br />
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ACES is establishing a Bill Walsh Scholarship to support students interested in a career in news editing.<br />
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<i>(Note from the Mrs.: Thank you to all who have sent messages of condolences. It has been heartbreaking to lose Bill, but the genuine outpouring to his death has been a source of tremendous comfort.)</i><br />
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The nurse was right, as I learned in the quickie physical-therapy session I went through before discharge. So the next couple of days are going to suck, as I maneuver around this two-story house with two crutches and one functional knee.</div>
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The “nerve block” that was injected into my femoral artery hasn’t quite worn off yet, but at this point my leg hurts less than it did before the surgery. That tumor really was stretching the bone to the breaking point. (I asked DACS whether he scooped the cancerous tissue out with a melon baller, and he said no -- and then proceeded to describe the tool he did use, defining a melon baller with the kind of precision that could get him a job at Merriam-Webster.)</div>
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The surgery went well from my perspective, but apparently I slept through some drama. DACS wanted to start with a biopsy just to make sure this was the metastasis we had expected and not, in a horrible coincidence, an unrelated bone tumor. So they did that -- and found no evidence of any sort of cancer. They did it again -- and found some “abnormalities” but still no cancer. The third time was a charm: While it wasn’t definitive, and really nothing is with my rare form of a rare cancer that rarely spreads to the bones, it was at least “consistent” with that scenario.</div>
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Funny thing is, when I woke up, I was very confused when the nurses told me everything went well, because I could have sworn I had previously been awakened and told the operation was aborted because it had been bone cancer and not a metastasis all along.</div>
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Apart from the actual medical stuff, the hospital stay was quite pleasant. The room, in the new wing at Sibley Memorial Hospital in D.C., could have been in a Hampton Inn. I ordered food; I wasn’t just issued it. There were the usual constant intrusions for medication and vital signs, but they made it easy not to miss the Australian Open women’s singles final at 3 a.m. on my room's nice flat-screen TV -- too bad Venus couldn’t pull off the upset.</div>
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Jacqueline and I have talked to a handful of people at the National Cancer Institute, part of the National Institutes of Health, and they have been helpful and encouraging. I'm not a candidate for the "bubble boy" immunotherapy trial (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia02fGpUQfU" target="_blank">"It's MOORS! There's no MOOPS!"</a>), but that was more of a down-the-road option and, in very good news, I <i>would </i>qualify for the trial we wanted to do first.</div>
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The zapping of the neck has just concluded, and I'm feeling much better on that front. Probably 80 percent or so back to normal. I can sleep normally. That process got off to a painful start. First came <a href="http://theslot.blogspot.com/2017/01/health-update-3.html" target="_blank">the torturous MRI</a>. Then, in the first of five radiation sessions, I was fitted for a head restraint that looks like a goalie mask. I lay on the MRI-style table while technicians stretched soft plastic tightly over my head and neck. That plastic hardened, and it was used to firmly hold my head still during the zapping. After what seemed like an hour of this agony, one of the techs said, "OK, Mr. Walsh, we're about ready to start the treatment." Thankfully, the next four treatments were much less grueling.</div>
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Once the neck pain started to subside, however, an old nemesis lurched to the fore: </div>
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That knee pain that turned out to be related to even more cancer was suddenly much more acute. I had been complaining about it for months, but I turned up the volume and my main oncologist at Sibley Memorial referred me to an impressively credentialed radiation oncologist there. That doctor ordered up MRI No. 1,367, and when she looked at it, she immediately saw what could well have been a fracture of my femur. She grabbed her cellphone and reached yet another impressively credentialed specialist at Sibley. This was on Wednesday, and the oncology-focused orthopedic surgeon said I should come in Thursday. </div>
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At Thursday's appointment, the dapper and congenial Sawbones of Doom (the first male doctor to play a significant role in my treatment) said I really, really needed to have a titanium rod implanted in my femur. He said the bone was straining to keep up with a fast-growing tumor expanding inside it, and he painted a vivid picture of the superiority of doing that to suffering, repairing and recovering from a fracture.</div>
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This was on Thursday, and the surgeon said he could operate Friday. So, yeah, <i>tomorrow. </i>Crack of dawn. And the room was booked for the night -- first my first cane, and now my first real surgery and -- unless they spring me for good behavior -- overnight hospital stay. Woo-hoo!</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">"Your body likes to grow things," Dr. Zamskaya told me a few years back, in a simpler time when my main health concerns were moles and freckles and seborrheic keratosis, a.k.a. geriatric warts, though I prefer "barnacles."</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">And, unfortunately, my body continued to grow things during the clinical drug trial I've been on for the past eight weeks. </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">So Jacqueline and I will stop trekking to Philadelphia and start looking for another trial. Or something.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">The news wasn't as crushing as it might have been. For about five minutes the day after Christmas, my most annoying recent symptom -- a near-constant sensation of a full stomach -- went away. If anything, the symptoms were backtracking and I felt pretty much the way I did in April and May, before my diagnosis. We could very well have been headed to Philadelphia with very high hopes.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">But on Dec. 27, I woke up with a painful stiff neck. At first I had no reason to believe it was due to anything other than bad posture as I watched the Holiday Bowl in bed the night before (my new fondness for football has to rank among the oddest symptoms of any ailment), but that kind of stiff neck usually goes away in three or four days. This one didn't. My wife the Prophet of Doom suspected a new metastatic bone lesion from the start, and she was apparently right.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">We had expected to learn the verdict on the Philadelphia experiment during today's appointment at Penn Presbyterian, but the neck pain sent me to Sibley Memorial in Washington for a spine MRI the day before, and we got spoiled. The scan found one new lesion, high enough on the spine to be a prime suspect. By the way, I do not recommend being forced to lie still on a tiny pillow for two hours in an MRI machine when the problem in the first place is an inability to get comfortable in any position. I toss and turn every five to 10 seconds in bed even when I can choose any position and any combination of pillows I like, so a couple of hours frozen in somebody else's choice of position is no less than torture.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.8px;">It's still possible that this is a good old-fashioned stiff neck, but we'll get the radiation-oncology team to zap the new lesion ASAP rather than wait around for it to heal itself. And, just to be sure I don't get my hopes up about feeling A-OK after that zapping, the gods gave me some new pain overnight, the kind of pain you'd expect to feel in the liver region if you have a gigantic liver tumor.</span><br />
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Early in my journalism education, I was taught the school of thought that all compound modifiers should be hyphenated -- "except <i>high school</i>."</div>
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The logic isn't hard to follow. Especially in sports coverage, the linkage is obvious and the punctuation would be rampant. And even making that your lone exception is an extreme position, at least in the bell-curve sense. In the real world, few would hyphenate <i>ice cream cone </i>or <i>peanut butter sandwich </i>or <i>real estate agent </i>or <i>law enforcement officer.</i> The list goes on.</div>
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Leave it to me to be more extreme still. I <i>do </i>hyphenate <i>high-school football </i>and the like, as well as <i>ice-cream cone, peanut-butter sandwich, real-estate agent </i>and <i>law-enforcement officer. </i></div>
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But even I would never add a second hyphen to <i>high-school football games.</i></div>
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The logic of the double hyphenation is at least debatable. In publishing the above headline, the New York Times Magazine is casting <i>games </i>as a noun that's being modified by <i>high-school football. </i></div>
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The sport is football. There is high-school football, college football and professional football, but the sport is football. High-school football is not a sport in itself.</div>
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And even if the logic argument ended in a draw, I would invoke the "plausible deniability" clause. One could argue for <i>special-needs student accommodation </i>or <i>special-needs-student accommodation</i>, but why risk annoying hyphen-averse readers when the single-hyphen version is perfectly understandable and logically defensible? </div>
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Now then: By no means am I saying there's no place for the doubly hyphenated <i>high-school-football. </i>Whereas a debate within a high school about football would be a <i>high-school football debate, </i>a similar debate among taxpayers, lawmakers or the culture at large would most certainly be a <i>high-school-football debate. </i>The former is a high-school debate; the latter is not. </div>
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<b>INCREMENTAL HEALTH UPDATE: </b>Well, I still have cancer, as detailed <a href="http://theslot.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-news-could-be-better.html" target="_blank">here</a>, <a href="http://theslot.blogspot.com/2016/08/a-health-update.html" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://theslot.blogspot.com/2016/11/health-update-2.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</div>
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For the fourth consecutive week, my wife will drive me to Philadelphia to get a once-over exam and a new bottle of pills for the clinical trial I'm on. (Long story short: If you hear about "FGFR fusions" and "FGFR inhibitors," you're hearing about my condition and my treatment.)</div>
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I'm not thriving under this regimen the way I did under chemotherapy. The nausea is back, often accompanied by far-too-quick satiety and other unpleasant tummy symptoms. The left thighbone and the spine show no signs that their metastatic bone lesions have disappeared.</div>
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Still, these are minor complaints within the much bigger complaint. I'm pretty lucky to be feeling as good as I do under the circumstances.</div>
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We're at the halfway point, so we should get a look at images of my liver in four or five weeks to show whether the experimental drug shrank, or at least held steady, the tumors.</div>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-34639219472177918902016-08-26T14:39:00.002-04:002016-08-26T17:30:54.510-04:00A Health Update<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I've been walking five miles a day. Over the past week or two I've hit the <a href="http://www.usapa.org/what-is-pickleball/" target="_blank">pickleball </a>court twice and the tennis court once. I appear to have hurt my left knee.<br />
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That damn knee really does hurt, without any obvious trip or slip or strain, but I'm sure you'll agree that all of the above is a pretty positive lede for a guy with <a href="http://theslot.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-news-could-be-better.html" target="_blank">Stage 4 <span style="background-color: white; font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14.56px; line-height: 23.296px;">intrahepatic </span>cholangio</a><span style="background-color: white; font-family: "georgia" , serif; font-size: 14.56px; line-height: 23.296px;"><a href="http://theslot.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-news-could-be-better.html" target="_blank">carcinoma</a> who couldn't hold down a bite of food a few weeks earlier.</span><br />
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As crazy as it sounds, I feel good physically and even better emotionally. The forced "vacation" that is short-term disability is part of it, no doubt, but there's more. The psychology of borrowed time? I'm manic without depression, racing to tend to laundry and dishwasher chores, and often just deliriously happy for no good reason. My appetite is back with a vengeance, thanks in part to the steroids that come with the chemotherapy. Don't be surprised if the next entry here is a detailed analysis of Popeyes vs. KFC.<br />
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Now, my treatment is still in its first stage -- just chemo -- and it might be several weeks before the doctors stick me in the scan-o-tron to see whether the tennis-ball-size tumor in my liver has assumed more golf-ball-like proportions. But the anecdotal evidence sure doesn't suggest any move in the other direction. My blood tests aren't showing anything alarming under the circumstances. I'm still on an opioid (it's the American way!), but the pain is minor, and it's almost always "referred" pain that presents itself as a backache, not a flashing YOUR TUMOR HERE! neon sign on my abdomen.<br />
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About that chemotherapy:<br />
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A handful of things about my diagnosis have emerged as "lucky," and one of those is that it came just as Johns Hopkins was about to open a branch of its cancer center at Sibley Memorial Hospital, much closer to my home in Washington, D.C. The photos here are from my first visit to the new facility, with its private infusion rooms. This was the second and final infusion of Round 2 of chemotherapy -- a round is two visits in three weeks (infuse, infuse, rest).<br />
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Five or six hours in a chair sounds boring, but I could sit there twice as long. It is truly a highlight of my week. The nurses are smart and capable and funny. I have my books and my music and my Jacqueline. And aside from a little fatigue, I've escaped the side effects: I've had no nausea since starting chemotherapy, and I still have <i>all my hair</i>!<br />
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Soon we should be talking about the second stage of treatment, the tiny beads of radiation bombarding the big tumor directly. And in 40 years, give or take, they should be interviewing me for the documentary.<br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-61919177926667192852016-08-02T07:30:00.000-04:002016-08-02T14:07:37.876-04:00The News Could Be Better<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I recently learned -- gradually and then suddenly, like the bankrupt <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Sun-Also-Rises-Ernest-Hemingway/dp/0743297334" target="_blank">Hemingway character</a> -- that I have cancer. Intrahepatic <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Colangelo" target="_blank">cholangio</a>carcinoma, to be precise. Stage 4, with a tennis-ball-size liver tumor and numerous little sidekick tumors. Not one of your kinder, gentler cancers.<br />
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Believe me, I have every intention of fighting and beating this thing. And my wife, <a href="http://www.jdland.com/" target="_blank">Jacqueline</a>, is helping me fight and beat this thing. I wouldn't bet on This Thing, quite frankly. Still, the odds are not in our favor, and we are nothing if not realistic. We are putting whatever faith we can muster in science aided by determination, not sunny affirmations or soft-focus memes. We will not shy from gallows humor.<br />
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For several years now, Jacqueline and I have looked at each other and shaken our heads and marveled at our good fortune. If we had behaved this way in front of other people, it would have seemed smug and boastful. But we really were grateful, and we still are. I have had a great life. I have a great wife, a great family, a great job, etc., etc. I would not trade 55 of these years for 75 or 85 or 95 of what's behind Door No. 2.<br />
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And isn't it lucky to have some warning, at a relatively young age and with my mind intact? Not all causes of death work that way -- I could have been run over by a car. This way, I have time, maybe a little and maybe more than that, to take it all in. To savor the little things. I get weepy now when I see trees and cardinals and cardinals in the trees. Am I really missing all that much if I never get to be a doddering old man?<br />
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Speaking of smug boasts, have I mentioned that I can swing neither of <a href="https://goo.gl/photos/FYYa5gfbX3Mdd4Dq7" target="_blank">my cats</a> without hitting a <a href="https://lombardi.georgetown.edu/" target="_blank">world-class</a> <a href="http://smhs.gwu.edu/gwci/" target="_blank">cancer </a><a href="http://www.medstarwashington.org/our-services/washington-cancer-institute/#q={}" target="_blank">center</a>? I chose one of the very best: <a href="http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/liver_tumor_center/" target="_blank">Johns Hopkins</a> is less than an hour a way, with a satellite even closer to home at <a href="http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/sibley-memorial-hospital/patient-care/specialty/cancer/" target="_blank">Sibley Memorial Hospital</a> (SMH, as in "shaking my head"). I've since learned that "my team of specialists" is a phrase that doesn't sound nearly as good as you think it's going to, but still, I have a team of specialists. And that team has a plan. I've started chemotherapy. Soon, there will be <a href="http://www.webmd.com/cancer/radioembolization-uses-benefits-risks" target="_blank">radiation</a>, in the form of teeny-weeny little beads sent directly into the diseased area.<br />
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In other words, as lucky as I am to be escaping doddering-old-man status, maybe I'll be really lucky. Maybe I'll end up a doddering old man.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-38997413361263507792016-04-04T11:18:00.001-04:002016-04-04T11:21:18.094-04:00ACES 2016<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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By popular request, <a href="http://www.theslot.com/aces2016/aces2016.pdf">here</a> is the slide show that accompanied my presentation at the 2016 <a href="http://www.copydesk.org/">American Copy Editors Society</a> <a href="http://www.copydesk.org/aces-2016-portland/">conference in Portland, Oregon</a>. The usual caveat: I don't use PowerPoint (or do much else, for that matter) like a normal person. I put up slides to illustrate and punctuate my points, and to give the audience something to look at besides my shiny head. So you won't see bullet points spelling out everything I said. There is a fair amount of text, but in some cases you'll have to use your imagination. <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;">
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<b><a href="http://www.theslot.com/aces2016/aces2016.pdf">Rookie Mistakes That Even Veterans Make (PDF)</a></b><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-5943059880107873042016-01-14T18:09:00.002-05:002016-01-14T18:09:50.217-05:00[S]top [T]his<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In academic publishing and other rigorously picky environments, single letters are bracketed to indicate a change of case in a quotation from written material -- a word from the middle of a quote being used to begin a sentence, or a word from the beginning of a sentence being used in the middle of running text.<br />
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Recently, the practice has extended beyond academia and taken the Web by storm. Some writers at Slate and Salon seemingly engineer their sentences so that the case at the beginning of a quote is never, ever in context, thus allowing them to use their [n]ew [t]oy.<br />
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Others seem to think the brackets are the new ellipses, to indicate that something came earlier but isn't being quoted. Any quote that does not begin with the first word the speaker uttered as an infant gets [T]he [T]reatment. Bizarrely, this happens even with spoken quotations, as though people spoke in big and little letters.</div>
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If you're writing or editing in a rigorously picky environment, go ahead and use those brackets. Otherwise, perhaps with the occasional exception, do not. If a case change leaves you feeling dirty, rewrite the sentence to put the quote in its correct case-specific context.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-39556418549010714232015-12-01T16:09:00.002-05:002015-12-01T16:09:23.207-05:00Acknowledging the Inevitable<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It wouldn't be much of an exaggeration to say that I built a (not-very-lucrative) second career on hatred of the <i>email </i>spelling of <i>e-mail</i>, or to say that the peeve I petted the most was the <i>mic </i>spelling of <i>mike</i>.<br />
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But back in my first career, the one that pays the bills, it's not about me. And so, as my Washington Post colleagues and I prepared to move out of the building where I've worked for nearly 19 years, I decided this time of change would be a good time to propose some style updates. My bosses had no objection, so the change is coming. The following is from an e-mail (yes, I'm still using the hyphen on my own time) that I sent to the newsroom. The newsroom was, uh, pretty happy about it. It's probably safe to say this is the most popular e-mail I will ever send.<br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Use </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">website, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">not </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Web site</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, in a change from long-standing Post style. Retain capitalization of </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Web</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> when it’s used alone as short for World Wide Web. Also: </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Web page</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, not </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">webpage</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, but </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">webcam, webcast, webmail, webmaster</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Capitalize </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">War</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">, in a change from long-standing Post style. Use </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">or similar wording to avoid juxtaposing a capitalized Iraq War and a lowercase Afghanistan war.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Walmart</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Use this spelling for the stores and, in general, the company and its affiliated entities. Post style is generally not to use corporate identifiers, but use the </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wal-Mart </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">spelling if it is necessary to spell out </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wal-Mart Stores Inc.</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">or any unit of the company that uses that spelling in official filings.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Use this spelling, without a space, except in formal references to Exxon Mobil Corp. (Post style is generally not to use </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Corp. </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and other corporate identifiers.)</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.666666666666666px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">TV and radio stations</span></div>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-92013705557278021082015-11-19T11:23:00.003-05:002015-11-19T11:57:57.230-05:00Thoughts on 'Headline Names.' Or, What on Earth is a 'Magaziner'?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: 12.8px;">During Bill Clinton's first term as president, I was not yet at The Washington Post. I worked at another news organization -- one that was, shall we say, extremely interested in the inner workings of the administration. One night I was working on a story that involved a Clinton adviser named Ira Magaziner (shown above in a New York Times article that reminded me of all this), and the headline said something like "Clinton aide blah blah blah." The top editor was not happy with this headline, and he told us to change it to "Magaziner blah blah blah." Specificity is good, he said.</span></div>
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He's right that specificity is good. "Clinton health-care adviser Ira Magaziner blah blah blah" or "Clinton health-care adviser Magaziner blah blah blah" or even "Clinton aide Magaziner blah blah blah" would have been better, but there was no room to get that specific. So we could call the guy "Clinton aide" or we could call him "Magaziner."</div>
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There's a concept in big-time journalism called "headline names." It's pretty simple: Will most readers know who you're talking about if you put that name in a headline? Making that determination is an art, not a science, and it involves questions of familiarity, ambiguity and context. "Magaziner" failed on all three counts. No matter what my bosses may have thought, the vast majority of readers were not so obsessed with the Clinton White House that they would have recognized that name. So much for familiarity. The ambiguity problem usually takes a different form: For instance, which "Clinton" are we talking about? The same editor who insisted on "Magaziner" once told me to change "lawmaker" to "Smith," or some other very common name, in a reference to an obscure congressman. That's a great example of more specific being less specific -- yes, "Rep. Hypothetical J. Smith, a Republican representing California's 17th Congressional District," would be more specific, but "Smith"? Nope. Smiths outnumber lawmakers by a wide margin. </div>
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With "Magaziner," especially in an up-style headline (major words capitalized) or, in this case, at the start of a headline, the problem is a name that combines bizarre rarity with misdirection. What the hell is a magaziner? Verb, intransitive, "one who magazines"? Are we referring to Jann Wenner? Anna Wintour? Henry Luce? Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccione, Larry Flynt? Those kids who go door to door asking you to buy cut-rate subscriptions to subsidize their school trips?</div>
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If the name had been Blumenthal or something, or Magaziner's name had been in a spot where its proper-noun capitalization had been obvious, context would have probably made the non-headline name fine. The "blah blah blah" was no doubt something about advising the president, and so one could infer that we were talking about a presidential adviser and not somebody having something to do with magazines. You could argue that readers would have figured this out with Magaziner as well, but I don't know. I'm still thinking it's Hef.</div>
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<li>Reach out.</li>
<li>Walk back.</li>
<li>Slow-walk.</li>
<li>Pushback.</li>
<li>Call out.</li>
<li>Hot mic.</li>
<li>Hot take.</li>
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Believe it or not, there is new content on The Slot! In <a href="http://www.theslot.com/newbie.html" target="_blank">How to Be a Good Newbie</a>, I present 20 questions for anyone trying to get hired as a copy editor — or already hired and trying to make a good impression.<br />
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A lot of these are questions you'll have to ask, but some of them you had better be able to figure out yourself.<br />
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Nothing better to do? You could always see what I had to say to <a href="http://grammarist.com/interviews/interview-with-bill-walsh/" target="_blank">Grammarist </a>and <a href="http://2paragraphs.com/2014/05/15562/?se_id=" target="_blank">2paragraphs</a>. </div>
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<a href="https://twitter.com/bgzimmer" target="_blank">Ben Zimmer</a>'s informative Visual Thesaurus <a href="http://networkedblogs.com/VrxEA" target="_blank">post </a>on the NCAA men's basketball tournament and its "brackets" and other lingo reminded me of the much less useful post of peeves I've had in mind for some time. </div>
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If you're inferring that the subject makes me a bit crotchety because I simply don't like basketball, well, you may have a point. But I do pay attention to <a href="http://www.arizona.edu/" target="_blank">my alma mater</a>'s exploits in the tournament. The photo above is from the Arizona Daily Star -- that would be <a href="http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/police-beat/of-arrested-in-clash-after-arizona-wildcats-loss-are-ua/article_f5009cc7-9c6d-50ab-97c6-c245f8dee1b5.html" target="_blank">the riot </a>that followed my Wildcats' one-point overtime defeat the other day. (And I'm not at all bitter that, after <i>years </i>of loyally picking Arizona to win, I forgot to enter a pool in 1997, the year the Cats actually did win.)</div>
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1. "Brackets" are not unique to this event. It's a draw sheet. Every single-elimination tournament has one.</div>
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2. The infantile alliteration. March Madness. Final Four. Elite Eight. Sweet Sixteen. Thirsty Thirty-Two? Sardonic Sixty-Four? Oh, and let's not forget Selection Sunday. <i>Selection Sunday</i>? (I prefer Secretarial Saturday Sponsored by Staples, but then again I'm a sucker for office supplies.)</div>
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3. Final Four! Final Four! Translation: "It's the semifinals! The SEMIS, I tell you!"</div>
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4. The "regions" are not regions, unless some sort of seismic activity shifted <a href="http://buckeyextra.dispatch.com/content/stories/2014/03/21/florida-outlasts-pesky-albany.html" target="_blank">Albany </a>to the South since I last looked. </div>
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5. The not-regions "regions" confuse things. Tell me what round it is, not what round of a meaningless sub-round. If the regions have nothing to do with regions, and each so-called region produces not an actual winner but rather a semifinalist, how much more confusing and/or meaningless can you get than "regional quarterfinals"?</div>
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7. You get only one No. 1 seed, unless the "regionals" are separate tournaments. The regionals are neither regionals nor separate tournaments (see No. 4). Therefore, the best No. 1 seed is No. 1, the second-best is No. 2, and so on.</div>
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In what I can only assume was an exaggerated-for-comic-effect <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/09/10/oxford_comma_in_band_names_trios_from_peter_paul_and_mary_to_crosby_stills.html" target="_blank">piece on Slate</a>, David Haglund bemoans the lack of an Oxford comma, a.k.a. serial comma, in <i>Earth, Wind & Fire </i>and <i>Crosby, Stills and Nash </i>and the like.<br />
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With a straighter face, he asserts that "right-thinking usage nerds everywhere" dutifully use that comma. <i>Red, white, and blue</i>, not <i>red, white and blue</i>. Well, I'm as right-thinking a usage nerd as you'll meet, if I do say so myself, and although I'll concede I'm in the minority, I just don't care much about serial commas one way or the other. Neither do my right-thinking-usage-nerd friends <a href="http://www.cjr.org/language_corner/serial_killer.php" target="_blank">Merrill Perlman</a> and <a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/mcintyre/blog/2008/09/the_oxford_comma_and_the_princes_religion.html" target="_blank">John McIntyre</a>.<br />
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I've spent my career in newspapers, which generally omit the serial comma, and perhaps that's why I lean slightly in that direction even when I'm off the clock.<br />
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Fans of the serial comma will point to comical examples such as "my parents, Ayn Rand and God" to demonstrate how its absence can create ambiguity. But, as many before me have pointed out, you can just as easily come up with an example of the comma's <i>presence </i>creating ambiguity. Think of "my mother, Ayn Rand, and God."<br />
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Fans of the serial comma will say "Crosby, Stills and Nash" inappropriately pairs Stills with Nash while leaving Crosby isolated, as if he's in prison or something. I would counter that "Crosby, Stills, and Nash played last night" carries a whiff of Nash alone playing. I'm mentioning Crosby for some reason, I'm mentioning Stills for some reason, and then, in an unrelated matter, I'm informing you that Nash played last night.<br />
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Yes, I'm reaching. But so are the Oxfordian serialists and their divine libertarian parents.<br />
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Oh, and there is an asterisk. There's always an asterisk. Even the anti-serial-comma Associated Press Stylebook uses serial commas in series that contain at least one embedded conjunction. You should, too. <i>She worked for the departments of State, Labor, and Health and Human Services</i>. AP also reserves the right to use a serial comma when sentences get complex, and that's also a good idea. If each clause in a series could stand alone as its own sentence, use that comma: <i>I've worked at this place for 20 years now, I'm tired of it, and I'm going to quit.</i><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">One of the kind readers who e-mailed me after <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-would-be-language-police-are-literally-wrong/2013/08/22/7463ca72-09ac-11e3-b87c-476db8ac34cd_story.html" target="_blank">my article about the figurative </a></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-would-be-language-police-are-literally-wrong/2013/08/22/7463ca72-09ac-11e3-b87c-476db8ac34cd_story.html" target="_blank">literally</a> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">appeared in the Washington Post’s Outlook section was complimentary but added that I had misused the word </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">uniquely</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Now, I know the drill on </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>unique</i></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">. It means one-of-a-kind, and so it’s absolute: </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">More unique </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">less unique </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">very unique </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">bring to mind </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a little bit pregnant</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">. That reality tends to be translated into a copy-editing “rule” along the lines of “Never precede </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">unique</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> with a modifier.”</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-58201090561539921142013-07-01T11:28:00.000-04:002013-07-01T11:30:02.053-04:00See Me, Hear Me<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGEtCwdeuQiDOz8QL6VBbufKDRLkM8-W9n4uw2J9P_AFatgm4fYfuh511p8DhgXBEVNHvXeO69JltOkSIR-vKOPC9x8BwJZdLXWTyGm8EnNu7K56Jly5oB2cVjKSuyBNcpYpPD/s300/annfisher.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGEtCwdeuQiDOz8QL6VBbufKDRLkM8-W9n4uw2J9P_AFatgm4fYfuh511p8DhgXBEVNHvXeO69JltOkSIR-vKOPC9x8BwJZdLXWTyGm8EnNu7K56Jly5oB2cVjKSuyBNcpYpPD/s300/annfisher.jpg" /></a></div>
Radio interviews are now, for all <i>intents and</i> purposes, TV interviews as well. So you can watch as well as listen to my recent appearance on WOSU's "<a href="http://wosu.org/2012/allsides/all-intensive-purposes-the-case-for-language-snobbery/" target="_blank">All Sides With Ann Fisher</a>." I had a lot of fun; the hour went too fast.
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-3217094379458241462013-06-18T11:35:00.001-04:002013-06-18T12:03:39.262-04:00Publication Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglfyw4BvwF_HTupSpjS6wBSfYuK5Gx64ttRwA1AwZm-XjbIkF2az9nDsXDCdQQN5lXLxMFO9btUO82KQcybIGO_vt9cveuFoi3ModvA1eD8eJ2ZPPxy3Hda0lV9Ts8PIwG7qnp/s1600/Cover.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglfyw4BvwF_HTupSpjS6wBSfYuK5Gx64ttRwA1AwZm-XjbIkF2az9nDsXDCdQQN5lXLxMFO9btUO82KQcybIGO_vt9cveuFoi3ModvA1eD8eJ2ZPPxy3Hda0lV9Ts8PIwG7qnp/s320/Cover.jpg" /></a></div><p>
Finally, the book is out! Look for it at one of the dwindling number of bookstores near you, or follow the links in this sentence to get me a few referral pennies from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1250006635/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1250006635&linkCode=as2&tag=theslotaspotforc" target="_blank">Amazon.com</a> or <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yes-i-could-care-less-bill-walsh/1113012033?ean=9781250006639&cm_mmc=AFFILIATES-_-Linkshare-_-L2ejVZMyXyc-_-10:1&r=1" target=_blank">BarnesAndNoble.com</a> or <a href="http://www.indiebound.org/book/9781250006639?aff=wfwalsh" target="_blank">an indie bookstore</a>. (There are also <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B22C5SA/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00B22C5SA&linkCode=as2&tag=theslotaspotforc" target="_blank">Kindle</a> and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yes-i-could-care-less-bill-walsh/1113012033?ean=9781250032010&cm_mmc=AFFILIATES-_-Linkshare-_-L2ejVZMyXyc-_-10:1&r=1" target="_blank">Nook </a>versions, of course.)<p>
If you've somehow missed the media blitz (the Kardashians' tweets alone probably have you sick of me by now), this is a book in which I defend the petting of peeves but caution the sticklers that they're not always as right as they think they are. (And much, much more.)<p>
Will there be a tour? Why, yes! Or at least a little one. The following reading/signings and radio interviews are scheduled:<p>
<li><b>Monday, June 24:</b> At 11 a.m., I'll be on WOSU in Columbus on "<a href="http://wosu.org/2012/allsides/" target="_blank">All Sides With Ann Fisher</a>."<p>
At 6 p.m., I'll be at an invitation-only $10,000-a-plate dinner at a friend's house in Bexley, Ohio, just outside Columbus. If you'd like an invitation, just <a href="http://www.facebook.com/copyslot" target="_blank">ask</a>. (I'm kidding about the $10,000 dinner. It's actually way more expensive. And there's no dinner.)<p>
<li><b>Tuesday, June 25:</b> At 6 p.m., I'll be at the <a href="http://www.bookloft.com/" target="_blank">Book Loft</a> in the lovely German Village section of Columbus, reading and signing.<p>
<li><b>Thursday, June 27:</b> At 7 p.m., I'll be at <a href="http://www.nicolasbooks.com/" target="_blank">Nicola's Books</a> in Ann Arbor, Mich., reading and signing.<p>
<li><b>Monday, July 1:</b> At 7 p.m., I'll be at <a href="http://www.politics-prose.com/event/book/bill-walsh-yes-i-could-care-less-how-be-language-snob-without-being-jerk" target="_blank">Politics & Prose</a>, the premier bookstore in Washington, D.C., reading and signing. I have fond memories of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jacdupree/sets/72157600142227880/with/329167860/" target="_blank">my appearance there</a> for "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0071422684/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0071422684&linkCode=as2&tag=theslotaspotforc" target="_blank">The Elephants of Style</a>."<p>
<li><b>Friday, July 5:</b> At 5:15 p.m. Eastern time (4:15 p.m. Central time), I'll be on Wisconsin Public Radio's "<a href="http://wpr.org/centraltime/" target="_blank">Central Time</a>."<p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-7832674943639136932013-05-22T02:15:00.000-04:002013-05-22T09:33:25.124-04:00A U-Turn<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bq2TH8-y58M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><p>
With "<a href="http://www.yesicouldcareless.com" target="_blank">Yes, I Could Care Less</a>" coming out June 18, I expected to be doing some interviews and getting some attention round about now. And while there have been a few <a href="http://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wc/yes-i-could-care-less-a-mixed-bag/" target="_blank">early reviews</a>, some <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/language-blog/bal-no-one-cares-more-20130507,0,6613431.story" target="_blank">kinder</a> than <a href="http://www.copyediting.com/yes-i-could-care-less" target="_blank">others</a>, the Bill Walsh project that seems to have taken the world by storm is not my year-or-so-in-the-making, 256-page book, but rather <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq2TH8-y58M&lch=email&lc=ahTPt7T3aaQAeAvn1CLG-nMcCI03E491pXKnAHtnRcg&feature=em-comment_received" target="_blank">18 seconds of video</a> captured by the camera that I affixed to my helmet when I was <a href="http://bicycling.com/blogs/inthebikelane/tag/bill-walsh/" target="_blank">blogging for Bicycling magazine</a> and have kept using while commuting by bike because, well, why not?<p>
Last Thursday, which happened to be the day before the official <a href="http://www.biketoworkmetrodc.org/" target="_blank">Bike to Work Day</a>, I was in the <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=pennsylvania+avenue+bike+lane&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS531US531&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=a2CcUZW1E-v84APq1oDwAQ&ved=0CFQQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=785" target="_blank">bike lane</a> that bisects Pennsylvania Avenue, about halfway to <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com" target="_blank">work</a>, when, <a href="http://stoputurnsonpenn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">as happens</a> more often than <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/378014142273477/" target="_blank">it should</a>, a cabbie (it's usually a cabbie) decided to <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ddotphotos/sets/72157632648611073/" target="_blank">make a U-turn</a> across that bike lane. Which is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D-BPNgG0FU" target="_blank">dangerous</a> and <a href="http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/01/pennsylvania-avenue-bicycle-lane-u-turn-crackdown-to-be-enforced-84637.html" target="_blank">illegal</a>. And so I shouted "Illegal!" (I've shouted worse.) And he looked at me and thought about it and ... made the U-turn anyway. And, instantly, I heard a siren. Yes, right behind that cabbie was a police car, and he was being pulled over. It was the FBI Police, as it happens (the District of Columbia has a lot of police forces you've never heard of), but that'll do.<p>
I thought the instant karma was mildly amusing, and so I edited my video and put it on YouTube. <p>
I had no idea. Quickly there were licensing and partnership offers. (I hope I did a good job accepting and declining.) There was coverage. I made <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/search?q=u-turn" target="_blank">Reddit</a>, then <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2013/05/20/video-cab-driver-cuts-into-bike-lane-gets-caught/" target="_blank">Washington City Paper</a> and <a href="http://dcist.com/2013/05/video_taxis_still_cutting_u-turns_t.php" target="_blank">DCist</a> and <a href="http://greatergreaterwashington.org/post/18943/breakfast-links-caught-on-tape/" target="_blank">Greater Greater Washington</a> and <a href="http://jimromenesko.com/2013/05/20/washington-post-copy-editor-bill-walshs-bike-cam-video-goes-viral/" target="_blank">Romenesko</a> and the <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/blogs/fitness/os-cycling-share-the-road-20130521,0,7409029.post" target="_blank">Orlando Sentinel</a>. Even <a href="http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2013/05/u-gotta-be-shittin-me.html" target="_blank">Kenneth in the 212</a>. And <a href="http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/cyclists-vs-motorists-sharing-isnt-crashing" target="_blank">a TV show</a>! Before long there were a million views. A <i>million</i>.<p>
This is just wacky. If a million people know my book exists, I'll be pretty darn lucky.<p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-85999887447723477412013-04-19T18:18:00.000-04:002013-04-19T18:31:24.707-04:00A Suspect Word<center><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisYfXK0zoqEYjUxWN2ba7bVJl3iNJSF6M-R78YMkahR66pTkXMvIM_2oG9OZjlv_MvDYaMWym1gSL4p52uGrO6QRzBf2MVAQiXV2-SWhOmivvLev0t1liCh3MQka5UMHlekB61/s1600/suspect.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisYfXK0zoqEYjUxWN2ba7bVJl3iNJSF6M-R78YMkahR66pTkXMvIM_2oG9OZjlv_MvDYaMWym1gSL4p52uGrO6QRzBf2MVAQiXV2-SWhOmivvLev0t1liCh3MQka5UMHlekB61/s320/suspect.jpg" /></a><p></center>
Because cops use the word <i>suspect</i> to mean, essentially, <i>subject</i>, and because too many journalists are parrots who just repeat what cops say, too many ordinary people have lost sight of the word's very simple and rather obvious meaning: As a noun in reference to a crime, a <i>sus</i>pect is a person sus<i>pect</i>ed of committing that crime. Keep that in mind, write what you know and attribute what you don't, and you'll be fine.<p>
Some examples:<p>
<b>Police are searching for the suspects who robbed an East Side man Friday night. They have no suspects in the case.</b><p>
Sometimes the parrots make things easy. If there are no suspects, of course, there are no suspects. But the first sentence would be flawed even without the second. Police are searching for the <i>robbers</i>. Or you could say they're searching for <i>suspects</i> in the case. And even if the phrase "<i>the</i> suspects" made sense -- if the police had actually identified suspects in the case but were still searching for them -- you don't know that the suspects are, in fact, the robbers. To write about "the suspects who robbed" would not only violate my "write what you know" guideline but also put you at risk of a libel judgment.<p>
<b>Surveillance video shows two suspects ransacking the store.</b><p>
The video shows <i>burglars</i> or <i>thieves</i>. Again, if the police don't know who the burglars/thieves are, there are no suspects. If they think they know, you don't know whether they're right. Some reporters and editors shy away from <i>burglar</i> and <i>thief</i> and other perp-nouns because they think they're being super-duper cautious about libel. This is misguided not only epistemologically but also legally: If you go around saying that "suspects" committed crimes, where does that leave you when the word actually means something, when a name is attached? It leaves you as the reporter or editor who may have libeled the person behind that name, that's where.<p>
The Boston Marathon case is interesting and perhaps counterintuitive. Because the photos and video clips released did not conclusively show a crime being committed, the word <i>suspect</i> actually was appropriate for a change in reference to the unnamed and then named men being sought by police. And even if the videos had definitely shown bombers, it would have been inappropriate to use that word to describe the actual men with actual names whom police identified as being the men depicted. Maybe they aren't the same people. So you'd have to use <i>bombers</i> in describing that hypothetical photographic evidence but <i>suspects</i> in describing the named men suspected of being those bombers. <i>Write what you know.</i><p>
<b>The suspect was described as a white man in his 50s.</b><p>
Such a sentence would make sense if the police had a specific person in mind and were instructing people to help them find him. Usually, though, there is no suspect -- the <i>killer</i> or <i>rapist</i> or <i>robber</i> or whatever is being described.<p>
<b>Police are confident all the suspects have been arrested.</b><p>
The problem with this one is a little more subtle. Again, it's about that definite article. If there are, say, three suspects, the police don't need to speculate about their confidence; they know whether all of them have been arrested. The more likely meaning of such a sentence is that the crime was committed by a previously unknown number of people but the police are pretty sure the three guys they hauled in are the three and only three responsible. <i>Police are confident no [insert perp-noun]s in the case remain at large. Police do not think they will be making any more arrests in the case.</i><p>
<b>Police are seeking a person of interest.</b><p>
Person of interest. Possible suspect. I've even heard of police suspecting that somebody's a suspect. While it is important to attribute allegations and avoid putting words in authorities' mouths, there will be times when a news outlet has to go beyond weasel words and tell it like it is. Don't say police described someone as a suspect in a case if they didn't, but it might occasionally be appropriate, when the search for a so-called person of interest is clearly a criminal manhunt, to call a suspect a suspect in a lead paragraph or a headline. It's not a legal term. (Though you may want to run my advice by your lawyers; libel could be a concern.)<p>
<b>The confessed killer is scheduled to appear in court Monday.</b><p>
If you saw the confession yourself, that's probably fine. If not, beware. Don't believe everything the cops tell you. In cases with possible confessions or seemingly obvious guilt, the news media are in a tough spot. You don't want to look foolish treating James Holmes as a random dude picked up by the police on a hunch, but you also don't want to set a precedent of pre-judging criminal cases. Hence, James Holmes remained a "suspect" long after it was obvious he opened fire in that movie theater. <p>
<i>You can read more about the problem of parrots in my new book, "<a href="http://www.theslot.com/yesicouldcareless/" target="_blank">Yes, I Could Care Less</a>," which comes out June 18.</i><p>
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People write "Illinois senator" when they mean a U.S. senator from Illinois, and I change it, because there are also Illinois senators as in members of the Illinois Senate.<p>
People write "last January" when they mean the last January to have occurred, and I change it, because there's also last January as in January of last year.<p>
People write "Kansas City" when they mean the one in Missouri, and I change it, because there's also the one in Kansas. They write "Fairfax" when they mean giant Fairfax County, Va., and I change it, because there's also tiny Fairfax City, Va., which by a quirk of Virginia law is not part of the county that surrounds it.<p>
I change these things over and over, and every once in a while I wonder why. And it never fails: The minute I'm about to give in, somebody writes "Illinois senator" in reference to a member of the Illinois Senate. Or "last January" in a reference to two Januarys ago. Or "Kansas City" in a reference to Kansas. Or "Fairfax" in a reference to Fairfax City.<p>
And I smile a little smile and wonder what I was thinking and continue being a big, fat pickypants.<p>
I "leave room," a concept I explain further in "<a href="http://www.yesicouldcareless.com" target="_blank">Yes, I Could Care Less</a>: How to Be a Language Snob Without Being a Jerk," coming June 18 to a bookstore near you.<p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7122549.post-78672947558814855772013-03-04T15:56:00.000-05:002013-03-04T16:07:32.863-05:00More Stupid (if Not More-Stupid) Truncations<center><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWOIZmxPd8ASy_6iDnenz48gDw5QBV8ATk_ICcw9jQPd55xgSW3K_u1hgNTFD_DXZ5l0ThnJ912y_egzSqAF7E5U8xYLgZLh2XJJ3dsZBZOrC_8iPSECe7EO3RMN11U1H4F_Nv/s1600/sesamenoodles.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWOIZmxPd8ASy_6iDnenz48gDw5QBV8ATk_ICcw9jQPd55xgSW3K_u1hgNTFD_DXZ5l0ThnJ912y_egzSqAF7E5U8xYLgZLh2XJJ3dsZBZOrC_8iPSECe7EO3RMN11U1H4F_Nv/s320/sesamenoodles.jpg" /></a><p></center>
In "<a href="http://www.lapsingintoacomma.com/lapsingintoacomma.html" target="_blank">Lapsing Into a Comma</a>," I hmphed about what I called illegal clipping, the too-common habit of oddly and sometimes misleadingly truncating a proper noun. USA Today becomes "USA," Consumer Reports becomes "Consumers," Mount Vernon Square becomes "Mount Vernon." (Oddly, I started my rant with the use of "Van Dorn" to refer to the Van Dorn Street station on the D.C. area's Metro system, which in retrospect doesn't seem that odd at all -- and isn't misleading the way "<a href="http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/bestbites/early-looks/early-look-carving-room-kitchen-bar.php?utm_source=iContact&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=The%20Washingtonian&utm_content=Dining+Out-+Feb+27" target="_blank">Mount Vernon</a>" is.)<p>
The list keeps growing. I've been biting my tongue for 15 years while my co-workers referred to Lotus Notes as "Lotus." (If anything, the e-mail program originally produced by Lotus Software is "Notes," the way Microsoft Word is "Word" and not "Microsoft.") Thankfully, the Post just switched from Lotus to Microsoft -- I mean, from Notes to Outlook.<p>
And I was rather surprised to learn that everyone but me refers to the restaurant chain Noodles & Company as "Noodles." <p>
Then there was the cellphone conversation I overheard today, in which a woman was telling her kid's father or nanny or babysitter that it was almost time for "Sesame." Not "Sesame Street" or "The Street" -- "Sesame." Maybe she can get together with the "Noodles" people and do some Chinese cooking.<p>
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