Sunday, October 11, 2009

At Least They're Not Evildoers

From the Jackson Hole News & Guide via the Jackson Hole Daily, Aug. 5, 2009:

Crime in Teton County is down 30 percent to 40 percent for the year, according to court and jail officials. Authorities say it could be because there are fewer people here after the recession forced many to move or because the troublemakers have left the valley.

Well, that would explain it.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

SKIING MAGAZINE 2010 Award for Most Condescending Locals goes to:

Jackson Hole, Wyoming

Don’t worry, Jackson locals. Nobody hates you as much as you hate them. Furthermore, none of us can ski as well as you do (aside from everyone at Whistler, Squaw, and Snowbird). Nor can anyone hike as fast (aside from everyone at Revelstoke, Aspen, and Baker). Until we can, we’ll continue to humor you.

Honorable Mentions: Snowbird, UT | Squaw Valley, CA